What do you think is an acceptable thing to shove down peoples throats?

ie. not your dick, or religion.

I like how I’ve made some of the most popular posts on tumblr ever and i still only have like 2000 followers.

I mean my heartfire gif is on 206,000 notes,
Lily the great dane is on like 150,000 notes,
The harry potter triangle conspiracy gif is on 72,000 notes.

How does this work, where is the logic, how many notes must i get? lol.

Send me a number, what you’d like to do with me.

1. Fight
2. Fuck
3. Kiss
4. Hug
5. Flirt
6. Relationship
7. Ignore
8. Recieve oral from
9. Lie with
10. Give oral to
11. Fuck harder
12. Wake up to
13. Eat ice cream with
14. Watch stars with
15. Go to a concert with

I want some cool films, like napoleon dynamite and bill and ted’s excellent adventure.. who’s got some?
Who here has freckles?!

Im interested to count the amount of people I would fuck.

Im just having some BAM revelations here. Someone should design a theme where you would have to follow the blog to see what was on page 2…
Serious question. What would be the best way to get dumped?

I’m thinking if it was like a classic letter that arrived via owl. I might be okay with it.

Stealing my mates idea and im thinking of booking this nightclub (nero was playing there last week) I need ideas?

I need a theme to put it as, I mean my mates theme is a masquerade ball with a red carpet and masks and stuff, nero played there and there was also a popcorn / strippers party last week.. 
anyone got any ideas what theme i could make mine? 

Everyone always asks you what’s your favorite colour, what I wanna know is what’s your least favorite colour?

mines mauve…

Im on my own. To drink or not to drink?

If you say yes you have to be willing to drink with me, gimme your thoughts, you know you have the time :)

Hmmm….

A worried woman went to her gynecologist and said:

‘Doctor, I have a serious problem and desperately need your help! My baby is not even 1 year old and I’m pregnant again. I don’t want kids so close together.’

So the doctor said: ‘Ok and what do you want me to do?’

She said: ‘I want you to end my pregnancy, and I’m counting on your help with this.’

The doctor thought for a little, and after some silence he said to the lady: ‘I think I have a better solution for your problem. It’s less dangerous for you too.’

She smiled, thinking that the doctor was going to accept her request.

Then he continued: ‘You see, in order for you not to have to take care of 2 babies at the same time, let’s kill the one in your arms. This way, you could rest some before the other one is born. If we’re going to kill one of them, it doesn’t matter which one it is. There would be no risk for your body if you chose the one in your arms.’

The lady was horrified and said: ‘No doctor! How terrible! It’s a crime to kill a child!’

‘I agree’, the doctor replied. ‘But you seemed to be OK with it, so I thought maybe that was the best solution.’

The doctor smiled, realizing that he had made his point.

When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
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